A COMMON OCCOURANCE AT WORK:
Coffee pots are empty. Friggin heathens.
Oooh, espresso machine. JUST what I need.

BEFORE: I’ll get a cup, make an espresso, and hit the double espresso button 4 times to fill the cup up pretty high. Then I’ll load in soy-milk and make a latte. Mmmm! Like a coffee, with a little more oomf, and in the latte form that I do love.

TODAY: Hey, why don’t I just MAKE FOUR COMPLETE DOUBLE ESPRESSOS and PUT THEM IN ONE CUP! Oh, not a lot of room for soy milk. Well, I’ll just put in a tiny bit, and a little extra sugar.

FOUR HOURS LATER: My right eyelid is still twitching. For real.

I think I can even kind of see through time.

Tonight, in a few hours I’ll be eating sushi with my folks and my stepbrother (and his wife and cute baby) at Sushi Yoshi. I hope I’m not too hyper by then…